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Banach Test 

1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.

2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.
Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.
Banach Test by NyC PrO July 31, 2012
Related Words

Badaching Badachang 

A phrase used after a successful attempt. Used sometimes to rub in success to your friends, or to say "beat that." When two people complete a task together, often one will say the first half and the other will finish the phrase. A dramatic pause may also separate the first and second words of the sentence.
Jim gets a 100 on his math test: "Badaching badachang!"

Bendachuck 

BENDACHUCK: a Ukrainian man who has moved to North America. Often referred to as “legendary” by his peers. One may feel a strong urge to bow down in their presence.
Look at that Bendachuck over there, he gets all the ladies.
Bendachuck by C078Y June 25, 2018

Bundachtomy 

A Bundachtomy is hypothetical process where a Brar's anus is removed and filled in with concrete, effectively sealing it shut.
that brar just got a bundachtomy thats mad innit

bandahoe 

bandahoe, bandaho, pronounced ban-day-hoe
a bandahoe is a person whos an idiot. basically a negative term to call a person.
look at that bandahoe sitting there. thinking hes all that!
bandahoe by smoking buddha February 11, 2010
Fat boy with larger boobs than your mom. often sits on his ass all day and eats everything; some who talks shit
guy 1 - wanna chill man?

guy 2 - na man im to lazy.

guy 1 - dude stop being a fucking Badach!
Badach by Norm and George June 1, 2012