bandach

An asshole who KNOWS he's an asshole and doesn't even try to fix it

Dude being such a bandach

by Viper_261 January 6, 2023

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Banach Test

1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.

2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.

Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.

by NyC PrO July 31, 2012

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Badaching Badachang

A phrase used after a successful attempt. Used sometimes to rub in success to your friends, or to say "beat that." When two people complete a task together, often one will say the first half and the other will finish the phrase. A dramatic pause may also separate the first and second words of the sentence.

Jim gets a 100 on his math test: "Badaching badachang!"

by BadaChinger July 30, 2011

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Bendachuck

BENDACHUCK: a Ukrainian man who has moved to North America. Often referred to as “legendary” by his peers. One may feel a strong urge to bow down in their presence.

Look at that Bendachuck over there, he gets all the ladies.

by C078Y June 25, 2018

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