band job

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An action usually reserved for the "band slut," i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral sex to every other member.

- "Did you hear that girl Angela gave a band job?"
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."

band job by jl91 December 15, 2008

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Band job

A combination of a hj and bj. Where one uses a combination of oral sex and giving a hand job to help a sexual partner reach orgasm

She gave him a band job, lucky fucker

Band job by Matt Raesake July 12, 2021

Related Words

band job • band geek • Band Kid • Band • Band Aid • Band Camp • band nerd • band bus • band whore • band director

Band job

When one using the tuck up method to hide his erection performs physical activity that causes the penis to reciprocate under the waistband enough to induce orgasm.

Hey, Scott, have you got any Q-tips? I just gave myself a band job on the track and have to clean out my belly button.

Band job by Tucki April 12, 2014

band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation

She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch

band job by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021

Bandjob

When you have sex with a musical instrument

That dude gave his trumpet a real bandjob

Bandjob by Bigkahuna580 August 14, 2018

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026