band job

An action usually reserved for the "band slut," i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral sex to every other member.

- "Did you hear that girl Angela gave a band job?"
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."

band job by jl91 December 15, 2008

Band job

A combination of a hj and bj. Where one uses a combination of oral sex and giving a hand job to help a sexual partner reach orgasm

She gave him a band job, lucky fucker

Band job by Matt Raesake July 12, 2021

Band job

When one using the tuck up method to hide his erection performs physical activity that causes the penis to reciprocate under the waistband enough to induce orgasm.

Hey, Scott, have you got any Q-tips? I just gave myself a band job on the track and have to clean out my belly button.

Band job by Tucki April 12, 2014

band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation

She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch

band job by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021

Bandjob 

When you have sex with a musical instrument

That dude gave his trumpet a real bandjob

Bandjob by Bigkahuna580 August 14, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019