balsa wood 

a soft wood fairly useless for anything but art and toys

my dad smashed his nuts as he fell through the stairs my mom built with balsa wood

balsa wood by themacal December 3, 2006

Balsa wood 

A semi-hard erection

Hey Jenny, stay away from Mike. He is Balsa wood.

Balsa wood by Dave720 May 12, 2016

Balsa Wood 

The same as Morning Wood but not fully hard.

Person 1: Woke up with a solid Morning Wood.
Person 2: Same, except mine was a Balsa Wood.

Balsa Wood by WoodChipper420 October 15, 2017

BALSAWOD 

Name of a 2021 Rock n Roll Band forever

Hey Man Balsawod Rocked Glastonbury this year and I cant wait for the future 👍😎

BALSAWOD by HowardJulianRogers 08/01/1965 May 4, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019