Definitions by WoodChipper420

Balsa Wood 

The same as Morning Wood but not fully hard.

Person 1: Woke up with a solid Morning Wood.
Person 2: Same, except mine was a Balsa Wood.

Balsa Wood by WoodChipper420 October 15, 2017

Big Daddy Reese 

A person so big he makes Tunguska look like a joke.

person 1: Is that Jupiter?

person 2: No thats just Big Daddy Reese.

Big Daddy Reese by WoodChipper420 February 24, 2017