balls on me

A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.

Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!

by Bigdaddy15 April 11, 2014

Ball for me

Granting someone permission to lavishly spend your own money on themselves.

Daddy, I need some money.

No worries, girl. Ball for me.

by Aaders June 26, 2018

balls inside me cold

An expression for men for how cold it is. This is by far the coldest it gets for a man.

Phil : "Dude it's balls inside me cold today."

Rob : "amen."

by TheForkinator December 23, 2008

ball me

In the late 60's and early 70's it meant fuck me!!

Do you wanna ball??
I want you to ball me!

by ballme February 14, 2014

Ball Me

Asking someone to pass you a ball, generally a basketball. Or sometimes backyard football.

Hey man ball me.
Hey im gonna run a post ball me.

by Brandon R December 13, 2007

Ball Me

Used as a battle cry before a vicious play in a sporting event. Usually a blocked shot in basketball

"BALL ME!"

by J-Dirt November 30, 2009

balls me

a combination of "fuck me" and "oh, balls!". Preferably screamed in the middle of a large crowd.

(Falling off of a chair) "BALLS ME!" (laughter erupts)

by Junglebook January 10, 2011