balls on me 

A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.

Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!

balls on me by Bigdaddy15 April 11, 2014

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table 

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.

Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass June 1, 2017

metroid-clamped-on-your-balls 

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

metroid-clamped-on-your-balls by alex r November 16, 2004

Balls land menacingly on table 

someone who wear a lot of sweaters

Balls land menacingly on table just stepped in the room

Balls land menacingly on table by good guy u pls October 18, 2019