ballpipe 

Verb-when a female gives you the oral deed and you have your “homie” or fellow bystander(s) nibble on your testicles

“I don’t speak to Jim anymore because he wouldn’t participate in “ballpipe”.

ballpipe by RataTooly17 September 27, 2020

Ballipede 

A strange combination of a great basketball player, a centipede, and the savior of the Christians, Jesus Christ.

It is said to have rivaled Raptor Jesus but has never caught on in the same way.

Rumor has it that he has been seen commenting on some articles in www.Gizmodo.com but has never had anything useful or intuitive to say.

He is referred to in psalms 23.5:

The LORD is my Balla, I shall not make a shot.

2 He makes me lie down in green centipedes,

he leads me beside quiet squozen lambs,

3 he destroys my balling spirit.

He guides me in paths of centipedes

for his balla's sake.

4 Even though I ball

through the valley of the shadow of ballipede, a

I will fear no evil,

because the ballipede is not evil, he's just a balla;

your skills and your crossovers,

they dominate me.

5 You prepare a balla court before me

in the presence of my opposing ballipedes.

You toss the tip off;

my jump overwhelms the opponent.

6 Surely skizzles and swats will follow me

all the minutes of this game,

and I will dwell on the failure to beat the ballipede

for he is the best balla of them all.

7 Sincerely Yours,
Jesus, "The Ballipede", Christ

Guy 1: Oh my! The Ballipede just healed a person!
Guy 2: That's amazing centipede jesus, but How'd you do i-
The Ballipede: I'M A BALLIPEDE, LOL!

Ballipede by TheBallipede May 19, 2009

Ballpapering 

This is when your smartphone is hijacked (usually by a friend because you were stupid and didn't secure it with a passcode) and a picture of (usually their) genitals is used as the wallpaper, particularly the lock screen.

We are ballpapering johnny's phone with a picture of a big black penis found on google.

Ballpapering by boom_boom October 31, 2014