When two girls “lady and the trampnoodles off of your ball-sack (scrotum).
Bro you’ll never guess who gave me an Italian Ball Wash last night!

“Who?”

Sara and Jessica!

“My sisters?!”
by Contradictionarian August 16, 2021
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The act of puking through the legs of someone who is already on the toilet taking a shit
Dude, I just had a self administered jersey ball wash...i puked while i was shitting
by boorilla November 12, 2007
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Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.
That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.
by jimmybomm January 15, 2021
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Barberian Ball Wash. A Tea bag Blow job that was done in the days of the old. So the woman wouldn't get a bladder infection.
Not much to say other than you are going to get awesome head. Barberian Ball Wash. updog
by DrFuck November 21, 2017
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getting your balls sucked while taking a dick in the butt
chino and tommy snuck up on me last night and gave me the Joliet ball wash
by Back Door December 7, 2006
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Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.
Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".
by MonteMike February 3, 2009
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Incredibly accurate and reliable.
The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.
by madcow3417 October 26, 2018
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