washing balls

Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.

Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".

washing balls by MonteMike February 3, 2009

Washing your Balls 

To excessively compliment someone.

Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.

Washing your Balls by geodave September 7, 2013

ball-washing 

giving someone excessive flattery. Recently popularized by the Petros and Money show on Fox Sports Radio.

John Madden has been ball-washing Brett Favre for years.

ball-washing by dizzyHB May 15, 2010

ball washing

the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.

The Loose Cannons had Kobe on today, and Mychal and Vick gave him a major ball washing.

ball washing by Neil in Laguna Beach January 30, 2008

ball-washing 

Originally used to refer to a cheater in the gentleman's sport of golf from the disingenuous act of picking up one's ball from the green in order to wash it then subtly replacing it closer to the cup. While meant as an extreme insult when people cared about such things, it has maintained its weight by now being used with obscene implications.

That ball-washing bastard!

ball-washing by bpc May 16, 2005

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.

That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.

ball washing bastard by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

Ball washing

It is when you approach someone kindly then get aggressively abused on the backend.

Do you want the gap insurance for your car?

Hey bro, are you ball washing me?

Ball washing by Ytowngames November 20, 2022