A game with dozens of rules, played in a pool. The object of the game is to make the waffle ball(usually a soccer ball) hit the rim of either of the two sides of the pool scoring one point for the throwers team. The catch is you have to be jumping into the pool grab the ball then release, if you grab the ball on the edge of the pool and hit the rim of the pool no points are awarded. Also the ball can hit the ladder posts causing two points. The best way to score is going in between the ladder post in doing so the throwers team receives five points. It is probably the best summer time sport, hands down.
man did you see that sick behind the back bouncer shot go through the ladder posts? that shit was the best Waffle-Ball throw I've ever seen.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!