ball timers 

when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.

guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.

other guy: i know:(

ball timers by olivia guy and zoe July 2, 2014

ballzimers 

a medical condition existing when your balls touch toilet water.

I think gravity pulled my balls down the Dr.said I have ballzimers

ballzimers by anonymous October 23, 2018