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ball n' sock titties 

Droopy deflated titties resembling literally a ball inside of a sock.
Well she would be hot but she's got an old woman's build with them ball n' sock titties hanging low.
ball n' sock titties by Squeally October 5, 2012

ball socks 

When you take a sick nut in it then rub it on your brothers nose while they are sleeping
I tried the ball socks once it was a bad idea

Ball socket 

The socket you pop your balls in when you’re bored
Jake: I can’t stop popping my balls in my ball socket
Dan: same
(Subtle popping noises)
Ball socket by JizzPool July 21, 2021

ball and socket 

A ball and socket occurs when one bro goes in for the fist and the reciprocating bro acts as if he is gona bump too, but instead grabs the bros fist and shakes in a pivoting motion making for an awkward moment. Thus the ball and socket has been created.
Bro 1: Fuck yea! (Goes for the fist bump)

Bro 2: (secretly going in for the bro move with alterior motives, and grabs the fist and shakes)

Bro 1: awe shit man the ol' Ball and Socket!
ball and socket by alaskan braj April 29, 2014
Word of the Day on May 7, 2020

Ball-in-socket

During sexual intercourse, the male precedes to drop one or both testicles into either the vagina and anus. Suggested sexual positions for maximum effort:
Sexual see-saw, ripe plum, overpass, drill, deck chair, and the butter churner.
Adam: "Dude, why are you walking so funny?"
Chad: "my balls hurt so bad man. I tried to ball-in-socket my girl last night..in the anus."
Ball-in-socket by Slimjym November 14, 2016

the ball and socket 

when you take ur mans penis and punch a nut!
my man wont disrespect me after i gave him the ol ball and socket.
the ball and socket by Tomicide November 19, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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