ball jazz 

1. the substance that coats an unwashed scrotum; consists of but is not liimited to boxer lint, buttcreep, gold bond paste and fart residue.

yo, I haven't taken a shower for a week, the ball jazz is outta control.

ball jazz by avisualperson July 30, 2007

square ball jazz 

a person who does stupid things and are idiotic. also a sketchy person.

he talks so much about himself, what a square ball jazz!

square ball jazz by darlinggolightly June 2, 2011

Balljazzle 

The act of decorating male genitalia with shiny and/or sparkly rhinestones. Typically a Bedazzler is used for adherence.

Matt was excited to bring home his brand new Bedazzler so he could balljazzle himself in anticipation of his date to the upcoming disco party.

Balljazzle by Orange You Glad? April 19, 2010

balljazzling

The masculine equivalent of vajazzling, wherein rhinestones are adhered to the testicular and scrotal regions, resulting in a disco ball-like effect.

Our tool of a limo driver was late, most likely because he had a balljazzling appointment.

balljazzling by positivegman May 31, 2010

Balljazzle 

Testicular equivalent of vajazzle, usually conducted by dipping ones testicles (in a squatting fashion) into a bowl of glue, then into a bowl containing rhinestone, jewels, sequins, glitter and other items one wants to adorn ones testicles with.

Nick's balljazzled testicles resembled a cross between Joseph's amazing technicolour dreamcoat and a disco ball

Balljazzle by thepuddingmaster July 10, 2011