Definitions by avisualperson

bag of crabs

a stinking cesspool of venereal and sexually transmitted diseases. also known as a walking bag of crabs.

that walking bag of crabs left your crib this morning?!? good luck, motherfucker . . .

1. the substance that coats an unwashed scrotum; consists of but is not liimited to boxer lint, buttcreep, gold bond paste and fart residue.

yo, I haven't taken a shower for a week, the ball jazz is outta control.