ball hop

To blag or to tell lies to try and get away with something. Often heard in a place of work following an extended period of absence. Most likely to be used by the recipient rather than the blagger

Dont ball hop me you lying turd, you werent at hospital visiting your poorly mother as you claim because when you didnt ring into work we rang all the hospitals asking if there was anyone with your surname because we were worried.

ball hop by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008

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ball hopper

An incredibly unsatisfying sex act where a man places his dick and balls inside the vagina.

Yeah I know she wasn't exactly a smoke show , but I heard she could handle the ball hopper so I gave her a go.

ball hopper by Stugots1215 August 26, 2016

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Hoppy Ball

When during a game of FIFA you completely mess up a simple pass, lobbed or through ball.

Pass me the ball? FOR FUCK SAKE THATS SUCH A HOPPY BALL!

Hoppy Ball by Scopey January 16, 2011

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The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020