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Bald headed 

A person who is annoying

And does WAY TO MUCH
And you just wanna smack
Stop touching stuff with yo bald headed self
Bald headed by Niya smith January 18, 2021

Bald headed 

That’s a bald headed lie.
Don’t trust him he’s bald headed.
Bald headed by OnlyIknowWhoIam December 4, 2019

bald-headed 

A hipper, sexier way of describing a man with no hair. But it can also be a more amusing or insulting term to depict bald men as well.
Bald-headed men are often very sexy and masculine.
bald-headed by Valinda November 1, 2006

bald-headed 

When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".
You acting mighty bald-headed right now.
bald-headed by Pean Army August 15, 2019

bald-headed 

A man women think is ugly. Bald is not cool. Especially if it's coming out naturally. Studies have shown that women pick the man who's losing his hair last. Bald men are known for being untrustworthy.
What a pity, he's bald-headed!
bald-headed by Scbk December 9, 2007

Bald-Headed 

To have control over someone.
"I got that kid bald-headed."
Bald-Headed by PCooper May 2, 2008
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