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having no hair. a female having less than 3 inches of hair.
that chick has no hangtime, she's bald headed as fuck.
bald headed by HollisterChick90 September 26, 2008
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Bald headed 

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A person who is annoying

And does WAY TO MUCH
And you just wanna smack
Stop touching stuff with yo bald headed self
Bald headed by Niya smith January 18, 2021
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Bald headed 

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Terrible liar.
That’s a bald headed lie.
Don’t trust him he’s bald headed.
Bald headed by OnlyIknowWhoIam December 4, 2019
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bald-headed 

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A hipper, sexier way of describing a man with no hair. But it can also be a more amusing or insulting term to depict bald men as well.
Bald-headed men are often very sexy and masculine.
bald-headed by Valinda November 1, 2006
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bald-headed 

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When a friend or someone acts as if their brain is shavendumb. The phrase's effect is doubled when combined as "bald-headed and ugly".
You acting mighty bald-headed right now.
bald-headed by Pean Army August 15, 2019
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bald-headed 

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A man women think is ugly. Bald is not cool. Especially if it's coming out naturally. Studies have shown that women pick the man who's losing his hair last. Bald men are known for being untrustworthy.
What a pity, he's bald-headed!
bald-headed by Scbk December 9, 2007
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Bald-Headed 

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To have control over someone.
"I got that kid bald-headed."
Bald-Headed by PCooper May 2, 2008
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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