Bald Martin 

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

Bald Martin by The truth giver December 17, 2019

bald martin 

A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power

Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power

bald martin by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019

Bald Martin 

Bald Martin is the human personification of perfection.

'I wish I was Bald Martin'

Bald Martin by bald martin the god December 18, 2019

bald martin 

The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum

You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!

Jesus: Gee thanks

bald martin by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019

Bald martin 

Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted

HEs Literal god

Bald martin

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

Bald martin by Fricking dumbass February 24, 2020

Bald martin 

Jesus in human form. Married a nonce.

Bald Martin is our saviour

Bald martin by Rain Katie December 7, 2019

Bald Martin 

my father who went for the milk and never came back
and a god amond us

morgz challenge team bald sudjfvgbgtefrdsscf team bard for life bald martin is sexy beast

Bald Martin by Team Bald 4 lyfe October 14, 2019