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The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum
You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!

Jesus: Gee thanks
by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019

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