Definitions by BaldMartinIsMyDad

Gongweed 

A term used to insult someone who does something incomprehensibly stupid, only to pretend that everything is fine afterwards

Joe: "I just took a dump in my school bag! Nevermind though"
Dave: "You gongweed"

Gongweed by BaldMartinIsMyDad May 6, 2022

bald martin 

The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum

You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!

Jesus: Gee thanks

bald martin by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019