bald martin

The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum

You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!

Jesus: Gee thanks

by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019

Gongweed

A term used to insult someone who does something incomprehensibly stupid, only to pretend that everything is fine afterwards

Joe: "I just took a dump in my school bag! Nevermind though"
Dave: "You gongweed"

by BaldMartinIsMyDad May 06, 2022