Baiser

Vulgar french word meaning to fuck (as in sexual intercourse).
Can also mean to kiss, in which case it is usually used as a noun (ex: faire un baiser à quelqu'un).

Je vais baiser ta mère la pute! (I'm going to fuck your whore of a mother).

Baise-moi, saloppe! (Fuck with me, bitch)

Le soldat fît un dernier baiser à sa femme avant d'aller se faire exploser la geule à la guerre. (The soldier gave a last kiss to his wife before going to get his head blown off at war

by AMANZ (Anti maori association of New Zealand) May 4, 2008

Baiser avec la langue

How to say 'French kiss' in French.
This means literally "To kiss with the tongue", which is the standard definition of a French Kiss. This is unconjugated. You should conjugate it when you use it. See the example.

Nous baisons toujours avec nos langues.
Ma petite amie et moi baisons avec nos langues.
Baiser avec la langue is the base form.

by The Greece in the Pink May 18, 2009

Hater Baiter

A person or persons who intentionally provokes angry, negative feelings.

Westboro Baptist Church is protesting a child's funeral. They're such hater baiters.

by crackamacka March 27, 2011

Belle Baise

Literally: "Beautiful fuck"

The Anglicized version of a French term used when cruising for attractive sexual partners.

"Angelina Jolie would be a Belle Baise"

by Ink Quill January 25, 2006

master baiter

An expert fisherman.

Man, that dude can land a rod in anything!
He is truly a master baiter.

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

Balsero

Slang term for "Cuban Rafters" or Cuban refugees utilizing a raft to reach the coasts of the United States to escape former Dictator Fidel Castro's brother Raul Castro's dictatorship.

"Oh man, guy, look! Balseros coming ashore! Quick, alert the coast guard!"

by Arcanebus August 7, 2008

Baise-moi

New romantic term used by girls taking french classes in high school. "Baise moi" is nothing more than an elegant-sounding version of "fuck me". Pronounced "Bayse mwah" with the pleasing french intonation, meaning that you really have to stick your lips out to make the right sounds.

girl: Baise-moi baby!

man: Yeah! You are so chic! Come on now and gimme a good french lesson...

girl: Baise-moi! and I'm gonna french the hell out of you!

* bon appetit! *

by baise moi October 1, 2009