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bahnjo

A homemade joint in which u smoke marijuana out of
Me, Philipe, Tron, and Guillermo rolled up some bahnjos and smoke the shit out of them. Damn im hi
by Piraturka February 3, 2004
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Banjo banki

noun

A large old lady who can play the banjo and strip. This person usually wears high heels and pantyhose. She also sings with a southern accent.
That banjo banki sucked last night why can't they get better strippers?
by AkariTheTurtle October 15, 2013
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Banjolele

1. Half banjo, half ukulele--banjolele!!
2. Jackson Rathbone from Twilight and 100 Monkeys has one.
3. Sweeeeeet!!!
That asshole stole my banjolele.
by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009
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Banjo-Tooie

One of the most frustrating games ever for completionists. The levels are much larger and much more complex than in Banjo-Kazooie, you get less max health, there's a boss in every level, and the boss battles can be very challenging. It is still a great game nonetheless
The quickest recorded time anyone's ever gotten all 90 jiggies and 900 musical notes in Banjo-Tooie is over 4 hours and 40 minutes
by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009
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Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.
It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"
by Survival Guide May 12, 2010
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Banjo-Tooie

Sequel to Rare's popular N64 game Banjo-Kazooie. Banjo and Kazooie are back to stop Gruntilda a second time.
It only had a limited shelf life as it was one of the last games made for the N64. It’s hard to get hold of but an excellent game nonetheless.
Banjo-Tooie for the Nintendo 64.
by Arkatos July 3, 2004
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Bacon Banjo

A Bacon and fried Egg sandwich with a very runny yoke.
As you bite into the delicious hot Bacon Banjo and the runny egg bursts sending a jet of yolk shooting out of the sandwich and down the front of your clean shirt/jumper.

As an instant panic reaction you move your left hand (which is holding the leaking sandwich) out to your left holding it around shoulder height. With your spare right hand you dab franticly at the yoke running down your top trying to remove the egg before it stains.

This stance mirrors that of a banjo player strumming away.

It is possible to have virtually any kind of Banjo such as sausage, mushroom, spam and not least bacon as long as the egg is present and extremely runny.
by Superjustin March 17, 2009
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