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Bagel Dog 

When a guy soaps up a girls butt in the shower and rubs his penis in her crack.
Yo Santos, this morning my lady and I got in the shower and I bagel dogged the shit out of her!
Bagel Dog by bdogzzzz June 19, 2010

Bagel Dog 

The act of wrapping the penis around the skin flap/fold of an obese female, or male until said penis looks like a bagel dog.
Jim: hey Eric see that fat chick over there

Eric: where?

Jim: over there

Eric: yea

Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her
Bagel Dog by Theoutlawjosiewhales August 15, 2009

Bagel Dog 

A Jew. Because, you know, they love bagels. And they're dogs.
Ari, Shlomo, Nadav, Alon, Effrecheim Goldenbergstein....all of these men are likely Bagel Dogs.
Bagel Dog by Definitely NOT a Jew February 4, 2009

Bagel Dog 

A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.
"Mary Poppins and company are making bagel dogs tonight."

"Get your hands off my bagel dog!"
Bagel Dog by Bagel dogs for life March 27, 2009

bagel dog 

Anal penetration performed from behind with recipient on all fours. Anal sex from behind (i.e., doggy style).
That girl's ass is so fine, I can't wait to bagel dog it.
bagel dog by BHBunny May 14, 2009

my dog ate a bagel 

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.
employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.
my dog ate a bagel by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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