Urban Dictionary: Bagel Dog

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When a guy soaps up a girls butt in the shower and rubs his penis in her crack.

Yo Santos, this morning my lady and I got in the shower and I bagel dogged the shit out of her!

by bdogzzzz June 17, 2010

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by Francesco II March 20, 2021

The act of wrapping the penis around the skin flap/fold of an obese female, or male until said penis looks like a bagel dog.

Jim: hey Eric see that fat chick over there

Eric: where?

Jim: over there

Eric: yea

Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her

A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.

"Mary Poppins and company are making bagel dogs tonight."

"Get your hands off my bagel dog!"

A Jew. Because, you know, they love bagels. And they're dogs.

Ari, Shlomo, Nadav, Alon, Effrecheim Goldenbergstein....all of these men are likely Bagel Dogs.

by Definitely NOT a Jew February 04, 2009

Did you hear that Joey Josh has a bageldog?

by eddie December 03, 2003

Anal penetration performed from behind with recipient on all fours. Anal sex from behind (i.e., doggy style).

That girl's ass is so fine, I can't wait to bagel dog it.

by BHBunny May 14, 2009