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bagel bite

A trademarked product of Heinz. They are small pizza snacks using a mini bagel as the crust.
A small (2" diameter) mini bagel is sliced in half with tomato sauce, mozzarella and sometimes pepperoni or sausage placed on the cut side. This is baked, toasted or microwaved until the cheese is melted. They can be found in a grocery store freezer section, or made from scratch with the component ingredients.
James prepared some Bagel Bites for his friends as they watched the Super Bowl.
bagel bite by Navarro May 13, 2004
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bagel bite

Chick that you would only nibble on if you were desperate, opposite of a muffin snack.
I don't want to hook up with that chick, she is a total bagel bite.
bagel bite by BoJenkins Maximus III November 6, 2009

pizza bagel bite 

best thing in this world
pizza bagel bite by 123lmnop December 30, 2009

colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards
Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite

The Bagel Bite 

When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
Little man and another guy pulled off the bagel bite this weekend.
The Bagel Bite by pittmonkey66 March 25, 2022

Carolina Bagel Bite 

Originally found in the Carolinas, a Carolina Bagel Bite is inserting a Carolina reaper pepper into was vaginal cavity or rectum and eating the feces infested seeds for a stinky and spicy satisfaction.
Wow I love practicing the Carolina Bagel Bite with my the boys after Nelking.

Bite my Bagel 

The act of eating someone's bagels only if they are sexy bagels and you have consent.
Bite my Bagel by UGoodBrod December 1, 2017
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