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Bagel Bear

1. A mythical creature that consumes an inordinate amount of food and Ovaltine.
2. The epitome of awesomeness.
3. A pulchritudinous female who posses bagels for a nose and ears.
That fat ass eats like a bagel bear.
by branjon April 2, 2008
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Bagel Bear Bait

1. A fucking awesome prank where one smears honey on a friend or acquitance's nipples and cream cheese on thier bely while they sleep.
"Haha dude! Hes totally bagel bear bait now."
by Hishman January 6, 2008
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