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bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while simultaneously humming.

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.
1. Your a fuckin bag piper steve.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. Lawanda was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.
by pseudonym March 9, 2005
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bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while at the same time humming simultaneously

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.
1. Steve is a fuckin bag piper.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. She was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.
by pseudonym May 13, 2005
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bag piper

A man who has unwanted sex with his undesirable wife out of duty. ie lays his pipe into a "bag"
Jimmy has to leave the bar early. Fat Marcy called and said he better get home and give her some luvin' or she'll divorce him and take the house. He's such a bag piper.
by wordforger69 February 20, 2010
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short dog in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag
by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021
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brown paper bag

a big brown bag full of cash money, or a bag used to conceal a 40 oz bottle of liquor.
Man I can fit like 50 thousand ones in that brown paper bag.
by gbrd January 6, 2008
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Paper Bag Scale

Like the normal scale used to rate chicks 1-10, but rated as if there was a paper bag on their head.
"Check out that chick with the busted face!"

"Whatever that shits like a paper bag 7."

(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)
by b18vtec September 18, 2010
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Paper bag bitch

When shes got a body to die for but a face you die from; gotta put a paper bag over that hoes face.
She’s thicc but def a paper bag bitch
by the daily urban dictation February 11, 2018
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