bag of white 

bag of cocaine also known as coke, is a strong stimulant mostly used as a recreational drug. It is commonly snorted, inhaled, or injected into the veins. Mental effects may include loss of contact with reality, an intense feeling of happiness, or agitation. Physical symptoms may include a fast heart rate, sweating, and large pupils. High doses can result in very high blood pressure or body temperature.Effects begin within seconds to minutes of use and last between five and ninety minutes. Cocaine has a small number of accepted medical uses such as numbing and decreasing bleeding during nasal surgery.

male 1:did ye here yer man got caught wit a bag of white down his jocks at a checkpoint
male 2:ye bet he was shittin mountains wen he heard bubba was his cellmate

bag of white by paddycha_ira_lad1234 November 13, 2016

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012