badum tish 

that sound after someone makes a corny joke
two drum sounds and a cymbal

Why'd the cookie go the hospital?
Because he was feeling crumby!

badum tish

badum tish by walrus42 February 22, 2009

badum tish 

It's an onomatopeia for a drum technique normally accompanying the conclusion of a cheesy joke or a comedy pratfall (where someone is made to look like an idiot by their own devising - such as falling on a banana skin they earlier discarded). It consists of two fast rimshots and a splash cymbal - producing the sound "badum tish".

#1: What does bees do if they don't want to drive?
#2: Dunno
#1: Wait at the buzz stop! Haha!
#2: Badum tish!

badum tish by Mats Valen May 1, 2007

Ba dum dam tish 

After a witty joke is said

John - Heard of the peasant?
Wilson - No
John - Me neither!
BA DUM DAM TISH

Ba dum dam tish by DeadSnipe December 16, 2008

badumtish 

The onomatopoeic expression of a drum roll used when a drum kit is not readily available, or the user isn't musically inclined. More often than not to indicate or emphasise a pun or joke.

"What path does a crazy person take through the forest?"

"I don't know Rosie, what path does a crazy person take through the forest?"

"The psychopath"

"Badumtish"

badumtish by Badumtish May 24, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022