Ba dum dam tish

After a witty joke is said

John - Heard of the peasant?
Wilson - No
John - Me neither!
BA DUM DAM TISH

by DeadSnipe November 30, 2008

LTP

"Learn to play", mostly used by elitist pricks in games when new players ask questions. "n00bs" brother.

Player1: Hey how do i jump
Player2: ltp

by DeadSnipe January 10, 2009

RTD

"Roll The Dice"
Used when you're about to gamble, or take a risk.

Man1: You really going to do that?
Man2: Yeah, i'm going to RTD
OR
Man1: Hey, want to go RTD?
Man2: Sorry, i'm out of cash

by DeadSnipe January 10, 2009