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Badger Milk 

You all know John Basedow, right? Well, he drinks Badger Milk(TM)(C)(Patent Pending). That is correct!! Some people question the use of steroids in athletes but badger milk is 14.6 times more effective than steroids and it is apparent that John Basedow uses it frequently. Leave him alone! HE IS AN ANIMAL!!! ROWR!!!
That badger milk made John super strong!
Badger Milk by ainmosni January 22, 2009

badger milk 

you all know john basedow, right? well, he drinks badfger milk. that is correwct. some ppl question the use of steroids in sport athletes, but badger milk is 14.6 times worse than steroids, and it is apparent that john basedow uses it frequently. leave him alone. he's an animal
and 2 grams of olive oil

Badger's Milk 

Badger's Milk is a potent concoction shot of Wild Turkey 101, half & Half and Sabra Liqueur.
Badger's Milk was founded on February 25, 2012 at the Chandelier Bar located in the Cosmopolitan. Badger's Milk unleashed it's powerful vengeance on an unsuspected Party Crew, incapacitating all those who dared to consume the Badger's venomous Milky like substance.

Be WARNED. "The Honey Badger don't care!"

Milk Bagger 

Similar to a Carpet Bagger, a milk bagger is a person who is hated by the general population, and does change the milk. Said "Milk Bagger" is someone who will drink the rest of the bag of milk, and they will put it back in the fridge. This person must be dealt with by being given the asshat treatment.
Joe just chugged the rest of the milk and shoved it to the back of the fridge. What a dirty milk bagger.
Milk Bagger by SenecaTruelove March 2, 2009

Milk-Bagger 

Someone who puts their jug of milk in a plastic bag instead of using the handle the jug comes with.
Cashier: *rings up the milk* are you a Milk-Bagger
Customer *surprise Pikachu face*
Cashier: do you put your jug of milk you bought here in a (insert grocery store name) bag.
Milk-Bagger by Minnesotaman18 October 11, 2021

Milking the Badger 

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.
Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!
Milking the Badger by MeHigh July 12, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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