Girl 1: You, ok? I heard you broke up with Jesse.
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's being a real bandejo about it.
He's drunk dialed me screaming every night this week.
Then when I walk past him on my way to class, he won't
acknowledge me.
Girl 3: Chin up, girl. You were born with one asshole, you
don't need another.
The most amazing Guy ever! Has a perfect smile and gorgeous eyes. He also has a pretty cute girlfriend who will kick anyones ass who may try to take him away from her. BladeJoiner is really silly.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.