Bad Hand

Bad Hand. Thought to have originally stemmed from the phrase "Dealt a bad hand".

Now commonly used to mock ones downfall or misfortune.

Boon: That stupid meat head just fell over and broke his arm

Rymer: Bad Hand.

or

Boon: I'm Jewish, don't ya know?

Kev: Bad Hand. WHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

by The-Shield September 22, 2004

bad hand-cam co-ordination

the inability to put your hand infront of a webcam on your pc

oh, I must have bad hand-cam co-ordination

by anon9991 May 7, 2011

Bad Bitch hand

when a girl takes a picture, and they have the camera in one hand and they have that other hand up around 3 inches away from their face balled up, usually showing their nails and their thumb pointed up... Normally done by a "Bad Bitch"

Dang that girl got a "bad bitch hand" in all her pictures

by kidoneder December 31, 2010

Bad Handball

1.Stemming from the AFL Live series of games, the term "Bad Handball" is used in a similar way to "Bad Call" or "You Idiot." Also used after a shit joke or a joke that falls on its face. A Pre-recording of Dennis Cometti saying "Bad Handball" is the correct pronunciation ie "Baaaad Handball." A Handball is an aspect of Australian Football.

2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply

Person 1: "Kevin Rudd? More like Kevin Gay"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"

Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"

by goflb June 28, 2009

bad handjob

n. a true fuck-up in the execution of something that should be exceedingly simple resulting in something less than expected

-I hear Survivor is being made into a movie, finally.
-Yeah, but Palahniuk is having nothing to do with it.
-Oh, that's a bad handjob waiting to happen.

by futz! October 23, 2008