Bacontopia

-noun
1) A realm in which the streets are paved with, the fruit of the trees are, and the very air is filled with bacon; a bacon-lover's paradise
2) A euphoric, nearly orgasmic state a person can be in after consuming the perfect amount of bacon with their meal

1) "I had the dream again: I was in bacontopia and it was awesome!"
2) There was so much bacon on my pizza... was in bacontopia!

by FTfreakingW April 12, 2010

bacontarian

A person who supplements an otherwise normal diet with large amounts of pork!

They eat LARGE amounts of bacon or pork, in seemingly obscene amounts.

Bubba eats bacon for breakfast lunch and dinner. He is a bacontarian.

by g-diggity January 28, 2008

bacontarian

One who's diet consists completely of bacon.

Beans from Even Stevens is the only true bacontarian I know.

by masterofpiemunching November 17, 2010

bacontarian

A person who claims to be a true vegetarian but knowingly supplements their diet with small amounts of bacon, bacon bits, and bacon fat.

My friend Sagar, a true Bacontarian, claims to be a true vegetarian but also eats meals where bacon is added.

by Tyoung January 15, 2008

bacontarian

A person who lives to eat bacon on everything. One who believes everything takes better with bacon!

Bob: Yeah, I like bacon cheese burgers!

Mack: Well I am a bacontarian. I eat bacon on everything... bacon burgers, bacon on pizza, bacon on dogs, bacon on steak, bacon on ice-cream.....

Bob: Ho down monkey Mack! Get! a! grip!

by Pizzamaster November 18, 2010