bacon stripping

If one neglects to get to the bathroom in time while prarie dogging (turd emerging from ass pre-pooping), the act of leaving a shit mark on the crotch of one's tighty whities is called bacon stripping.

You made me so late that now I am bacon stripping!

by Amoeba69 November 12, 2007

Bacon Strips

A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.

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by Chewyyyyyyyyyyy June 30, 2011

bacon strips

Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

bacon strips

Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina.

Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.

Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick?
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.

by Tenacious Faulker August 3, 2007

bacon strips

The outer folds of skin covering a woman's vaginal lips.

"I scrambled my eggs all over her bacon strips", or "She's fairly experienced, those bacons strips are hanging pretty low"

by bam! October 24, 2003

Bacon Strips

A Very Very Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with them things.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

bacon strip

noun

1 - a long narrow region of hair seated above the mons pubis, usually shaped with waxing, shaving, or tweezing

Synonyms : bikini wax, weasel frosting

(Etymology : bacon : Middle English, from Middle French, of Germanic origin; strip : Middle English, perhaps from Middle Low German strippe strap)

"Jerri, your bacon strip is sizzling!"

by Emme December 6, 2003