bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

by MC Munson December 01, 2007

Grilling the bacon on both sides

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

by gruntyphish August 05, 2009

pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 16, 2017