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bacon juice 

The gooey liquid that is produced when bits off poop escape from your anal cavity and mixe with the persperation in between your ass cheeks producing a slimy subtance that stains your underwear.
Adam was secretly fed several ex-lax's and a little bit of poop exited his anus and mixed with his sweat after playing basketball which stained his boxers and made him smell, therefore making him a loser.
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bacon juice 

false accusations/lies given by law inforcement
Officer Pigenson fed the judge nothing but bacon juice.

Juicer Bacon Pickle Fart 

what you are when you disgrace someone in front of your friends/family because they will never love you the same
He acted like a real juicer bacon pickle fart at the football games yesterday

juicy fruit and bacon 

adjective

Used to describe the smell of breath after one has performed oral sex and immediately chewed a piece of Juicy Fruit Gum afterwards.
"Man! I just had the worst day, and my girlfriend came home with a juicy fruit and bacon mouth!"
juicy fruit and bacon by superhero22 February 16, 2007
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