bacon bitch

Any fucktard cop (that goes double for sherriffs and deputies) who is concerned only with making his quota. These dickheads will even go as far as pulling a bicyclist over, but are too scared to run off the bums around the corner who make a public nuisance of themselves by living, sleeping, and getting drunk on public property.

See that bacon bitch hiding behind that tree there? He pulled a friend of mine over who was biking to work the other day. Gave him a $250 ticket for running a stop sign, and there was no traffic anywhere! My friend did say the bacon bitch had a big, red wet stain running down from the crotch of his uniform.

bacon bitch by i hate cops August 8, 2006

Bacon Bitch

One with a bacon fetish, or just loves bacon, who does sexual favours in exchange for bacon.

Lydia is Blake's Bacon Bitch!

Bacon Bitch by KaeMERae February 8, 2009

bacon bitch

A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.

We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us for no reason!

bacon bitch by Amaretto Kramer February 10, 2006

bacon bitch

A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job.

We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us!

bacon bitch by Amaretto Kramer February 8, 2006

Bitch Bacon

1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.

2. A penis reserved for thicker women.

1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!

2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!

Bitch Bacon by assman8407 August 13, 2010

booty bitches and bacon 

Booty bitches and bacon

Person1: yall i kinda have a taste for booty bitches and bacon?

Person 2: what- whats that?

Person3: it means he wants to eat bacon on bitches huge booties.

Person2: ohh- wait what?!

booty bitches and bacon by leahxxo November 18, 2023

Baron Bitchalot

A narcissist female boomer who never leaves her bed, only eats junk food, meddles in everyone’s affairs, and obsessively monitors the cable news network so she can fear-monger on social media.

Yo, you know if she’ll be at the family function?

Nah, dude. Baron Bitchalot can’t leave her bed. She’d get upset if anyone had fun anyway.

Baron Bitchalot by anonymous April 2, 2024