back-door conquistador

One who is able to conquer five female bum-holes in a period of no greater than seven days.
My dad was a back-door conquistador; at least that's what my mom and sister said.
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back door conquistador

phrase used to describe homosexuals who conquer uncharted anal territory. derived from spanish "conquerer"
that guy nasty nate is a major back door conquistador
by ballzz March 24, 2003
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