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back-door conquistador 

One who is able to conquer five female bum-holes in a period of no greater than seven days.
My dad was a back-door conquistador; at least that's what my mom and sister said.

Backdoor conquistador 

Derogatory slang for "gay". See fudge-packer or ass bandit.
Someone told me Bruce was a backdoor conquistador.

The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.