The act of quickly sitting up and pressing the back button on your browser as a significant other enters the room, thus hiding the profile or photo album you are viewing on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Generally seen when viewing a past lover's photo or a potential future one.
"Damn my social network back button bolt game is on point. Trishaalmost saw me checking out skanky pictures of my ex, damn I wish I could hit that again."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)