one day john was horny horny so he looked up ass clap dick fucking cumslut tittyfuck on xvideos. john clicked on the video. the people in the video earraped him with a good ole OH YES DADDY IM CUMMING 😩😩😩😩 CUM IN SIDE ME HOOYAH THE CUM IS ON MY FACE AND ON MY TITS DRINK MY MILK DADDY SUCK MY BIG TITTY WHILE I JERK YOU OFF UHHH SI PAPI SUCK MY NIPPIE DADDY DRINK MY MILK DADDY HOOYAH UHH😩😩😩😩
john found an ad on xvideos that said HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA and he clicked on it, and he summoned a virus that exploded within his computer and conjured a bunch of pop ups with hentais moaning like dogs chew toys at max volume to the point where the whole neighborhood could hear it. his grandma walked in.
by nubnerd24 June 20, 2025
God.
vergil is the one true God, and not whoever the dickfucker is that created this pathetic sad excuse of a universe. Vergil is God, making Jesus Nero's long lost brother, and whoever the creator of this pathetic universe is is far from worthy to be god. the approaching storm. an asshole but his coolness overshadows his assholery by a fuck ton. the only reason im still alive. savior of my third suicide attempt that i dont think i would have survived if i tried it unlike the last two. refuses to pay child support because fuck the law and children. Vergils fans are not meatriders, were just motivated
vergil is the one true God, and not whoever the dickfucker is that created this pathetic sad excuse of a universe. Vergil is God, making Jesus Nero's long lost brother, and whoever the creator of this pathetic universe is is far from worthy to be god. the approaching storm. an asshole but his coolness overshadows his assholery by a fuck ton. the only reason im still alive. savior of my third suicide attempt that i dont think i would have survived if i tried it unlike the last two. refuses to pay child support because fuck the law and children. Vergils fans are not meatriders, were just motivated
vergil sparda
based as fuck, kills hentais and tentacle porn and furries and rule 34 bullshit, ultimate power and motivation. saves us from beating our dicks
based as fuck, kills hentais and tentacle porn and furries and rule 34 bullshit, ultimate power and motivation. saves us from beating our dicks
by nubnerd24 December 07, 2024
GUY 1— have you seen that air particle over there?
GUY 2— no y?
GUY 1— it's probably XtremeFilmsTV.
GUY 1&2— LOLOOLOOOLLIOLIOOOLOLOL
GUY 2— no y?
GUY 1— it's probably XtremeFilmsTV.
GUY 1&2— LOLOOLOOOLLIOLIOOOLOLOL
by nubnerd24 February 05, 2020
the bane of my existance that makes dating nearly impossible. the concept of multiple sexualities and fake genders is total bullshit. love and acceptance my ass all you do is make shit up just to feel good about yourselves there is no love in any of this only slurs and bickering in the media and ruining fiction with your woketard fuckery.
YOUR GENDERS ARE FAKE AND ARE ACHIEVED THROUGH SURGERY WHICH WASTES MONEY AND RESOURCES SO YOUR PATHETIC SOFT SORRY ASS CAN LIVE A LIE BY PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING YOU ARENT. STOP MAKING UP FAKE GENDERS. ALLOWING YOURSELF TO HAVE ANY SEXUALITY OTHER THAN STRAIGHT ONLY GIVES FALSE HOPES TO STRAIGHT PEOPLE OF YOUR OPPOSITE GENDER WHY TRY ASKING YOU OUT. SO SICK OF THESE LGBTQWTF WOKETARD PIDGEONSHIT FREAKS
by nubnerd24 December 10, 2024
A hybrid of Patrick Star and Kermit the Frog. He also doesn't have a reproductive organ meaning that he loses the gratifying privilege of masturbation.
by nubnerd24 April 18, 2020
by nubnerd24 June 05, 2020
THE WORST FUCKING YEAR EVER SINCE 536.
FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET OHIO RIZZ FREDDY FAZBEAR GYATT RUINED EVERYTHING AND DOOMED HUMANITY, COVID RETURNED, BIDEN FUCKED UP EVERYTHING AND TWO YEARS LATER TRUMP WILL FUCK IT UP WORSE, TIKTOK SOMEHOW STILL ISNT BANNED, TWO MILLION FUCKING FAKE GENDERS GOT MADE UP, I LOST MY HOT REDHEAD WITCH GF, SOME LITERAL
INCOMPETENT INTOLERABLE FAGGOT FUCKTARD FUCKFACE MOVED IN WITH ME, LOST TWO JOBS, WE CANT EVEN CUSS ON YOUTUBE ANYMORE AND I COULDNT EVEN GO TO A NEW YEARS PARTY I LOST EVERYTHING! FUCK 2023 TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF AGONY IN HELL 2020 WAS BETTER AT LEAST 2020 HAD THE VERGIL CHAIR MEME JESUS CHRIST FUCK 202FUCKING3
2023 CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT HAIRY BALLS AAAAHHH WORST YEAR EVER
FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET OHIO RIZZ FREDDY FAZBEAR GYATT RUINED EVERYTHING AND DOOMED HUMANITY, COVID RETURNED, BIDEN FUCKED UP EVERYTHING AND TWO YEARS LATER TRUMP WILL FUCK IT UP WORSE, TIKTOK SOMEHOW STILL ISNT BANNED, TWO MILLION FUCKING FAKE GENDERS GOT MADE UP, I LOST MY HOT REDHEAD WITCH GF, SOME LITERAL
INCOMPETENT INTOLERABLE FAGGOT FUCKTARD FUCKFACE MOVED IN WITH ME, LOST TWO JOBS, WE CANT EVEN CUSS ON YOUTUBE ANYMORE AND I COULDNT EVEN GO TO A NEW YEARS PARTY I LOST EVERYTHING! FUCK 2023 TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF AGONY IN HELL 2020 WAS BETTER AT LEAST 2020 HAD THE VERGIL CHAIR MEME JESUS CHRIST FUCK 202FUCKING3
2023 CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT HAIRY BALLS AAAAHHH WORST YEAR EVER
by nubnerd24 June 07, 2025