baceball bat
An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.
See also ass clown and turd burglar.
See also ass clown and turd burglar.
baceball bat by jaap March 29, 2004
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baseball bat by ongekyume September 9, 2019
Captain Baseball Bat Boy
A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.
Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
Captain Baseball Bat Boy by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005
Baseball Bat
An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
Baseball Bat by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
i'd hit it, with a baseball bat.
The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to
i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action
Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?
Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.
Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?
Matt: With a baseball bat.
Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.
Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.
Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?
Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.
Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?
Matt: With a baseball bat.
Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.
Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.
i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009
Baseball Bat
An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.
- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."
Baseball Bat by Yevs October 14, 2011
Baseball Bat
Matt: Whoa dude, why did you just smacked him with a bat?
Harvey: That guy is a total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole my bag and hid it in a dumpster. So I smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.
Harvey: That guy is a total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole my bag and hid it in a dumpster. So I smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.
Baseball Bat by fakebash November 26, 2010
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.