An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.
See also ass clown and turd burglar.
See also ass clown and turd burglar.
by jaap March 29, 2004
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Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005
Get the Captain Baseball Bat Boy mug.An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Baseball Bat mug.The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to
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Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?
Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.
Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?
Matt: With a baseball bat.
Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.
Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.
Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?
Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.
Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?
Matt: With a baseball bat.
Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.
Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.
by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009
Get the i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. mug.An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.
- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."
by Yevs October 14, 2011
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Harvey: That guy is a total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole my bag and hid it in a dumpster. So I smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.
Harvey: That guy is a total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole my bag and hid it in a dumpster. So I smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.
by fakebash November 26, 2010
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