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Ancient Babylonian Math
A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
Ancient Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 6, 2021
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babymania • babymaniac • babylonia • babylonians • babymaking • Babylonian Whore • babania • babyanate • Babybananya • Babylandia
BabySantana
BabySantana is only fourteen but is going to blow up and as soon as he do he is going to get a Grammy.
BabySantana by BabySantana October 6, 2021
babymama ties
babymama ties by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 4, 2006
bitter babymama
When a women can't get over the fact that her and her child's father are no longer together. She will try to destroy her baby daddy happiness in every way possible. She want let the dad get his child, she will use child support as a threat, and she will try to destroy every relationship her baby daddy has.
bitter babymama by goodbm May 3, 2016
babysantana
babysantana is a 14 year old rapper who hasn’t missed yet. I think he’s 14 idk his age isn’t rlly out for the public yet.
Steven: bro u listen to babysantana?
Jordan: that 14 year old rapper that goes hard on every song?
Steven: yes bro he on the come up!
Jordan: ong
Jordan: that 14 year old rapper that goes hard on every song?
Steven: yes bro he on the come up!
Jordan: ong
babysantana by xanfool October 6, 2021
babymaking
Babymaking is supposed to be sex souly for the purpose of making babies, but it has now been dirtied up and mean really dirty kinky sex.
babymaking by dinosaursgorawr March 9, 2008
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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