Babylandia

Babylandia was the term used to describe the former USA by non-Babylandians in the early 21st century. Prior to its being awarded to China in the noted bankruptcy case of China vs USA heard in the World Court, Geneva Switzerland in 2016 the USA had devolved into a selfish, bickering bastion of anality and was judged unfit to handle it's own affairs by the UN. In subsequent hearings the former World Power was stripped of it's sovernty and it's assets were awarded to China, it's primary debt holder. It is now known as Rural Agriculture Collective Enterprise #2 (abreviated as RACE #2)

The politicians in Babylandia could not rise above calling each other names and the citizns generally followed suit.

by Mr. Beerbelly2U July 1, 2011

Ancient Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 6, 2021

babylonian

In Jamaican, Ragga, Reggae, and Rap, Babylonians refer to the police and authority, society's law against the culture and tradition of the rastafarai.

Look man! babylonians in helicopters,they is comin!! Me gotta burn me chronic crop.

by Archibald Butler February 15, 2008

Babylonian Whore

A bold, evil woman. Often jokes sexually, yet isn't 'all about sex'.

'Why does she talk about sex so much? Is she a whore?'

'She's only a Babylonian Whore.'

by ~Glas~ August 29, 2012

Babyland

BABYLAND, formed in 1989, are a performance-based electronic junk punk band from Los Angeles, CA. Band members include Dan Gatto (vocals, electronics) and Smith (percussion) who have released 6 full-length albums and have played countless live shows, mostly in California and the west coast. Their style combines many different genres of music, including but not limited to: industrial, hardcore punk, synth pop, and techno. Live shows are energetic and notorious for having elements of fire, fumes, and burning metal.

"So uh, why do you smell like vanilla air freshener?"

"Oh- I went to a BABYLAND show tonight."

by epm82 August 11, 2009

Ancient Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 6, 2021

babymania

an experience where one is surrounded by too many babies.

"there are twelve babies clawing at me..BABYMANIA!"

by hiyahaya March 7, 2010