A forever baby daughter who grows to the is that even realbeautiful and experiences all the great shit but never leaves you soulmate with hers and yours break the rules but not each other type superheroloveshit. Knows everything about when to listen and when to not almost all the way but leaves room for you to be someone she needs to protect and love her so you never feel less or not enough despite her always learning always redefining shit and leaving signs of her crazy life shit that she does making look simple but she's always working always figuring it out.
Vegas leash. Connected here and there, now and later. Love binds us but now we'll never get lost.
Soulone.
For 22 years I've been in love with this girl in the craziest way.
I love you my baby forever sape. I am so proud of the woman you have grown to be.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.