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A British politician. Derived from the character 'Alan B'stard' a Tory MP played by Rik Mayall in the classic sitcom 'The new Statesman.'

B'stard is an unashamedly corrupt, egotistical and thoroughly unpleasant politician, whose political ideals verge on Facsism. He had to constantly correct people who pronounced his name as 'bastard.'

Ironically, the character bears a remarkable resemblance to Tony Blair - physically, and arguably in other ways too.
John Prescott - what a fat B'stard
B'stard by Clym May 11, 2006

andrew b stark 

the guy who screams allah akbar and i have a bomb in the halls
oh no he must be Andrew b Stark
andrew b stark by yanks4life79 February 7, 2020

up up down down left right left right b a start 

The code for Ninendo's Contra to get 9 lives
The only way to beat Contra is to use the "up up down down left right left right B A start" code

up up down down left right left right b a start 

the konami code
up up down down left right left right b a start is the konami code (aka cheat code for develepers)

up up down down left right left right B A start 

Konami Code
Guy1:wats the cheat code
Guy2: up up down down left right left right b a start

up up down down left right left right b a start 

A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.
Sometimes, before we went on a date, we would up up down down left right left right B A start.
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