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A British politician. Derived from the character 'Alan B'stard' a Tory MP played by Rik Mayall in the classic sitcom 'The new Statesman.'

B'stard is an unashamedly corrupt, egotistical and thoroughly unpleasant politician, whose political ideals verge on Facsism. He had to constantly correct people who pronounced his name as 'bastard.'

Ironically, the character bears a remarkable resemblance to Tony Blair - physically, and arguably in other ways too.
B'stard by Clym May 11, 2006

andrew b stark 

the guy who screams allah akbar and i have a bomb in the halls
oh no he must be Andrew b Stark
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The code for Ninendo's Contra to get 9 lives
The only way to beat Contra is to use the "up up down down left right left right B A start" code

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up up down down left right left right b a start is the konami code (aka cheat code for develepers)

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Guy1:wats the cheat code
Guy2: up up down down left right left right b a start

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A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.
Sometimes, before we went on a date, we would up up down down left right left right B A start.