A British politician. Derived from the character 'Alan B'stard' a Tory MP played by Rik Mayall in the classic sitcom 'The new Statesman.'
B'stard is an unashamedly corrupt, egotistical and thoroughly unpleasant politician, whose political ideals verge on Facsism. He had to constantly correct people who pronounced his name as 'bastard.'
Ironically, the character bears a remarkable resemblance to Tony Blair - physically, and arguably in other ways too.
A secret fraternal guide for masturbationdating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.
Sometimes, before we went on a date, we would up up down down left right left right B A start.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.