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B.B. King 

Easily the greatest performing guitarist today, and arguably ever. B can be traced to virtually every blues and rock guitarist, and has influenced such greats as Jimi Hendrix, Tinsley Ellis,Johnny Copeland, Albert King, And Stevie Ray Vaughn. B.B. is often credited with inventing the sound and style of electric blues, and, although 80 years of age now, is still a total badass on the guit-fiddel.
I saw B.B. King live today, and there were bags under our chairs to catch the drippings in the event of a face melting solo

I creamed my Jeans several times during my air guitar session along with my favorite B.B. King Album

If Jimmy Page and B.B. king shared a stage, the music that would ensue would demolish the assholes of everyone within a 500 billion mile radius.
B.B. King by Matr1z May 22, 2005
"Who needs Mickey'Ds when you can get B-King!"
B-King by SuperDew October 14, 2004

B.B. King Stick 

A bat used to beat people
I took a B.B. King stick to that guy because he took my job and my woman, he is now dead.
B.B. King Stick by a massey June 8, 2005

B.B. King 

A mixed drink containing a half pour of Red Bull, half pour of Guinness, two ice cubes and a shot of jagermeister on the side.
"I told that bartender I wanted a B.B. King and he poured the jager straight INTO it! I asked him, what the fuck, dude, did it sound like I ordered a Howlin' Wolf!? I said BEE BEE KING, jackleg!"
B.B. King by jkingfish December 22, 2015

King of /b/ 

In June of 2010, Gary Faulkner was detained in northern Pakistan as he attempted to cross the border into Afghanistan, armed with a pistol and a 40inch sword. He claimed to be on a mission to kill Osama Bin Laden.

As it turns out, Gary had posted on /b/ a few months earlier requesting advice on hunting down Osama. This resulted in /b/ going bat-shit insane over the fact that one of their kind went after Osama and thus crowned him king of /b/.

He know reigns along side Boxxy, King and Queen of the anus of the internet that is /b/.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Gary Faulkner? that /b/tard tried to hunt down Osama! wtf?!"
Person 2: "STFU, Long live King of /b/!"
King of /b/ by btard++ June 21, 2010

King of /b/ 

a camwhore turned royalty due to epic trolling and awesome lich king shoop.

he rules over /b/ with the queen of /b/, formerly known as boxxy

he is also a death knight
The king of /b/ is awesome yeah?
King of /b/ by epicbtard February 13, 2009