awkwardity

noun used to denote an awkward situation. It is infinitely better than the alternate, yet more commonly used word - awkwardness.

"The awkwardity increased exponentially when Caitlin took her pants off"

by magical lioplurodon January 2, 2008

awkwardity

the amount or level of awkwardness involved in a certain situation

There was much awkwardity when the parents walked in on him without having any clothes on.

by JKatte August 19, 2006

awkwardity

A rather synonymous variation on awkwardness, featuring more thematically onomatopoeic values.
Why use awkwardness when the word clearly has no connection with the thematic aspects it conveys?

"At once, I was filled with a wonderful wave of awkwardity."

by Trevor Haldenby February 29, 2004

awkwardity

Sarah Christine Williams

Sarah exhibits a high level of awkwardity.

by lanos April 29, 2008

Awkward Awkward

Interjection. Used when confronted with an awkward situation and one awkward does not suffice.

Ben: Do you have a crush on John?
Audrey: Awkward awkward...

by awkwardawkward October 30, 2011

awkward

When something weird or embarrassing happens, and there's that silence after it. No one really knows what to say, or choose not to say anything. Just back slowly away..

When you're making out with someone and then you realize your zipper is down. You zip it up slowly...But he notices *awkward*

When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"

by donottouchthat February 4, 2013

Awkward

When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.

...ohh...well this is awkward....

by 2pedophiles June 18, 2011