awkward poo 

When you go for a poo and said poo gets lodged in the U-Bend and doesn't move upon flushing.

Duncan went for a poo so big that it got lodged. He went downstairs and said to Steve "I could do with some help, I've just had an awkward poo."

awkward poo by MrMotivator17 August 20, 2017

Poonberry awkward 

a person (usually of the male species) attempting to 'get ass', however failing

Hazza was sooo poonberry awkward at da partay last night!

Poonberry awkward by jshc0320 May 18, 2011

Awkwardpoppers 

While seated and driving a car, passing gas in a fashion that prohibits normal expulsion between the buttocks, all the while re-routing the gas between the scrotum and inner thigh resulting in an awkwardly loud popping sound emitted within the upper right or left pubic region, usually resulting in an awkward silence between both driver and passenger.

"My girlfriend's boring conversation came to a screeching halt when I let loose some muffled awkwardpoppers at the red light."

Awkwardpoppers by PavlousThe Great March 25, 2010