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sexual euphemism in which the man is having intercourse with the woman in the missionary position and, upon the moment of orgasm, retracts the penis and blows his load in his own mouth, thus causing the woman to feel awkward.
I used to date her until I pulled an awkward milkman. After that, she wouldn't return my calls.
by seoulsucker January 31, 2011
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