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awhoreaphobia 

A woman's fear that her man is out fucking whores. Derived from the medical term agoraphobia (fear of public places, crowds, etc). Awhoreaphobic: a person suffering from awhoreaphobia.
I wish you guys could stay at my house in Montreal during the bachelor party instead of a hotel, but my fucking wife suffers from severe awhoreaphobia

Algoreaphobia 

The fear of the truth, no matter how inconvenient it is.
Middle-aged person: "You know, you're only as old as you feel..."

Young person: "You're suffering from algoreaphobia!"

Whoreaphobia 

A person who discriminates against or thinks lesser than of sex workers.
A sex worker can also be whoreaphobic to other types of sex workers.
stripper: I would never have sex for money thats f***ing disgusting...
me: and that dear reader is an example of whoreaphobia!
stripper: who are you talking to???

old man: you look like a prostitute

woman: ok? who asked for your whoreaphobia?

random: I just dont agree with that 'lifestyle'
random #2: No its not their fault we have to save the poor women (◕︵◕)
sex worker: what? im not a damsel in distress and I willingly choose to be sex worker ⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃
random: on no she's been brainwashed by society!

sex worker: i was raped.
police: well shouldn't have been a whore then.
*sex worker is murdered*
police: I pretend i do not see ︶ 👄 ︶
Whoreaphobia by FeralCatBoy January 4, 2021

Algoreaphobia 

The fear of Al Gore as the leader of the country or anything else for that matter. Being completely afraid of Al Gore.
Back when the elections were held, I started suffering from Algoreaphobia big time. Then I realized everybody else thought he was a tool and he had no chance.
Algoreaphobia by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

algoreaphobia 

The fear of fossil fuels and their effects on the environment. (Based on the well known efforts of former Vice President Al Gore to mitigate the effects of fossil fuels on the environment.)
Looking out the window of the plane as it descended into the smog layer above Los Angeles only served to exacerbate my algoreaphobia.

agoreaphobia 

A horror-house-level fear of speeches by da infamous "snippy Democrat" Albert A.
Considering how repulsive da 45th vice president could be, it's little wonder dat so many folks had agoreaphobia; it's definitely an "inconvenient truth".
agoreaphobia by QuacksO October 11, 2023