The act of having somethingdone to you or happen to you, which makes you appear totally cool and awesome to other people.
Going into a shop, only to find that the store window mannequin has been entirely dressed using your clothes and accessories without you knowing in advance, so everyone is going in to buy your unique 'fashion', therefore, making you become awesomised.
verb (pronounced "awe-si-mize")- to make awesome. Can be used universally, although it was first used by one of my buddies when Peyton Manning threw a touchdown pass during a 2006 game against the Washington Redskins.
"Did you see that? Peyton Manningjust awesomeized that play."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.